I thought modeling neck braces and other medical apparatuses would be a drag.It’s a huge drag. But what the hell. Fucking child support.It’s this or back to the salve bottling facility.

Just got laid off from the wheelchair store.Guess Snickers won’t get treatment for her Feline AIDS after all…

The 1990 Chevy Lumina. Sad-Sack Automotive hall of fame, entry #1.

YOU ARE A NOSEBLEED, SAD SACK.

Mr. Lucky Duck. 

Colors of the Sad Sack Rainbow: The Hawaiian Shirt Guy

Hall of Lame #3: Milhouse Van Houten

Hall of Lame #3: Milhouse Van Houten

The suicide note was written in Javascript.

If he wasn’t successful/rich: Jon Lasseter, sad sack.

KING OF THE SACKS: AL BUNDY